“Why would even bother with a game if I can’t do arbitrary tasks that lead to nothing but an online score to stroke my ego?” says Stephanie Barber. (more…)
Michael Pachter Mondays: Leaked E3 predictions
Sit down, shut up, and let me spoil the biggest gaming event of the millennium. (more…)
Man gearing up for huge letdowns at E3
“I even took a week off to properly sit in the dark and sob,” says gaming enthusiast Sam Cruston. (more…)
Twitter Tuesday: Watch_Dogs, Watch Dogs, WatchDogs, DogWatch, etc.
These Twitter folks are getting tablets in the mail! (more…)
Capcom plans on constructing two new buildings with the anguished tears of longtime fans
After finding an abundance of free materials to build with, Capcom plans to erect two new additions from the weeping constantly emitted from their consumers.
You gotta believe (me)!: An interview with Dred Foxx
Within the first five minutes of meeting the voice of PaRappa the Rapper, I’m out twenty bucks. (more…)
This Week’s Feature: Watch_Dogs
Enjoy our upcoming special preview of the realistic Chicago simulation. (more…)
Phil Spencer named Head Of All That Is Unholy
Microsoft announced today that Phil Spencer has conquered the Throne of Despair and has become a corrupt, gluttonous greater demon bent on consuming every realm in existence. (more…)
Echoes of Brime: How Microsoft passed on Rime
Raul Rubio glances at his wrist. (more…)
Gabe Newell responds to VAC woes: “We wish we could see your porn”
Valve’s founder isn’t snooping around your folders, but damnit, he wants to. (more…)